Signs at a party 🎉

Leo:the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
Virgo:has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
Aries:first to get drunk, first to break something
Capricorn:the designated driver - much to their dismay
Gemini:gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
Pisces:smoking a joint in the corner of the room
Sagittarius:"do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
Scorpio:first to get laid
Cancer:holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
Aquarius:"anyway, here's wonderwall..."
Taurus:drunkenly hooking up with libra
Libra:does not remember this night happening
— 5 days ago with 5854 notes
indecenciesandobscurities:

Etam Cru (Polish, Sepe Sainer and Bezt) - Moonshine Mural in Richmond, VA, 2013

indecenciesandobscurities:

Etam Cru (Polish, Sepe Sainer and Bezt) - Moonshine Mural in Richmond, VA, 2013

— 5 days ago with 104 notes

b3auteaful:

You don’t drink just because it tastes nice. Sure there are drinks like champagne and wine, but the REAL drinks - vodka, moonshine, whiskey - are not drunk for the bubbly taste. You drink them to get rid of the bad taste that humanity has left in your mouth.

— 5 days ago with 175 notes
deanisanactualprincess:

dameofspace:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

deanisanactualprincess:

dameofspace:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

(Source: sexhaver, via kissin-kris)

— 5 days ago with 115499 notes
martin-kubrick:

When someone tells you to do something you REALLY don’t want to do.

martin-kubrick:

When someone tells you to do something you REALLY don’t want to do.

— 5 days ago with 753 notes